Quite frequently I've been told I should write a book about my life, because it is just so ridiculous. Truth be told, it isn't really that ridiculous. The only reason it seems so is because weird things always happen to me. Its not stuff that should be in a movie, unless its a stupid teen movie about college. I just think its about time I start writing some of this shit down so I don't forget it, because my Freshman year of College is already a blur. So why the name "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up"? Because I literally can't. This is all true life, whether it be in chronological order or just me remembering something and telling you before I forget. Think of the time line of my posts as the life of Doctor Who, not linear in time, but more random.